Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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