My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
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my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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