He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
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That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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