Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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