if you like me you must not know who I am
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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