why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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