yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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