they need to just BURY HIM!
He uses pillows to masturbate.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
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True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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