also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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