We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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