i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
