he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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