Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she smelled like a LAN party
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There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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