I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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