I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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