How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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