I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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