why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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