she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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