Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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