But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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