guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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