its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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