I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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