Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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