You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Houston, we have a squirter
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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