I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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