The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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