): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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