did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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