by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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