im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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