those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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