True but thats because hes a fetus.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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