Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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