if i died would you start the facebook group?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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