Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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