Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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