they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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