Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
As shirtless as possible
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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