I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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