If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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