So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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