so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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