Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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