he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
COCAINE IS GR8
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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