10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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