It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
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Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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