Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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