I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
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Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
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The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
my liver is dry heaving
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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