hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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