did you get engaged???
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter