Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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