Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
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I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones