Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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